EP 353 - Kevin "The Schmole" Fard

Going Deep with Chad and JT

All Things Comedy

Health & Fitness, Education, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Today we are joined by The Schmole, Kevin Fard. He starts off the pod with a brand new Dong Song. We ride that energy into an impromptu DRAFT of a subject that Kevin LOVES, leave your winner in the comments section. A man calls in feeling froggy and The Schmole leaps into action putting him back into the pond. Our chat VIP, CreamJeans calls in about a potential new lover and wants feedback from the bros. We end with a rare female caller who is on bad terms with her snitch roommate. This may be one of the wildest eps we've ever recorded.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well I saw Joe's don't miss the season of the Dixia was, oh, so long, I thought I didn't exist, and I wish my dad could
0:19.0	have shed on this moment staring at that big fat hog and wondering when he's gonna stroke it.
0:25.3	And I have small loads and I don't know what to do.
0:29.2	And should I drink some water to help me shoot my goo and I bang your mom every time I close my eyes and hope
0:38.0	that Joe's big fat fucking dong doesn't swing through that door.
0:46.2	Hello?
0:50.6	How are you?
0:53.0	Have you been all right?
0:55.0	Have you seen just don't?
0:57.0	Oh, oh,
1:00.0	it must be long.
1:04.0	Dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung,
1:10.0	dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung.
1:15.0	Ooh, hoo.
1:17.0	Ooh, on core.
1:31.0	on. On core. When you started going, dude, I got chills.
1:35.0	And it almost felt like Joe's hog.
1:40.0	And it almost felt like appeared.
1:45.0	appeared.
1:47.0	What's up guys?
1:48.0	Welcome to the podcast.
1:49.0	We have Kevin, The Schmoline, and we also have a show coming up on August 14th at the comedy store of the belly room
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