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🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's not a Barbie outfit. I promise. I know you guys are going to send me a million emails about this. |
0:09.5 | I ordered it before the Barbie movie even came out before the Barbie movie was a thing. It's a |
0:14.8 | coincidence that it's pink. A coincidence. You believe in coincidences. I have a confession to make. |
0:21.9 | Today was the first day that I ever wished that Hillary Clinton was president. And I truly did. |
0:28.3 | I sat. I was sitting at my computer earlier today. And I thought, man, I wish Hillary Clinton |
0:32.5 | were president today. And let me tell you why. I wish that Hillary Clinton were president today. |
0:37.0 | Because Hillary Clinton sent out a tweet. It is the most epic tweet on Twitter. I think it is, |
0:42.6 | it is, it is certainly won this week on Twitter. Let's bring this up on the screen so everyone can |
0:46.4 | see this tweet. It's an experience in and of itself. Hillary Clinton tweeted hot enough for you. |
0:52.4 | Thank a mega Republican or better yet. Vote them out of office. She accompanied this tweet as |
0:59.4 | you can see with a bunch of headlines that say Phoenix hits record for 19th day of 110 plus degrees |
1:05.6 | in a row with more ahead. A headline from CNN that says 39 day heat wave could last into August |
1:10.9 | after smashing 2,300 plus records, et cetera, et cetera. Hot enough for you. Hillary Clinton says |
1:18.3 | in response, thank a mega Republican or better yet. Vote them out of office. I read this and I |
1:23.0 | thought, I wish Hillary Clinton were president right now. I wish more than anything else that Hillary |
1:28.2 | Clinton were in the oval office. Because remember that scene from the proposal. And I was going to show |
1:34.6 | this scene on the show. But, you know, there's copyright issues and we're not allowed to show it. |
1:39.6 | So I'm still going to describe it to you because I desperately wanted to play this. Remember in |
1:43.7 | the proposal when Betty White was doing the rain dance in or the weather dance or thanking the |
1:49.7 | mother earth and she was dressed up like some kind of Native American. I thought to myself, |
1:54.4 | if Hillary Clinton were in office, she would have to call Elizabeth Warren into the White House |
1:59.6 | to do a rain dance to change this weather since Hillary Clinton clearly believes in superstitious |
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