Ep 41: The fake Met Gala seating arrangement

Jumping In An Elevator

Mike's Mic

Comedy

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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This week we're talking about the fake Met Gala seating arrangement that's gone viral this past week, and then I make some of my own fake tables. I'll take the fake 'Beyonce across the table from Addison' and raise you a fake 'Grimes and Elon across the table from Azealia Banks'

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Jumping in an elevator the podcast where I, Mike, I say words
0:12.4	in a way in which sentences are formed and points are made.
0:15.2	Think about it.
0:16.2	Really think about it.
0:17.2	It's true.
0:18.2	Special hello to chainsaw.
0:19.2	Thank you for being one of my top tier patrons and chainsaw my wish for you today is that
0:24.1	you are thinking about your Halloween costume.
0:27.4	And I know like people might be thinking that's just too early.
0:30.8	It's only August so you don't understand like once you become a fan of dressing up Halloween
0:37.8	is the pinnacle of the year it's true.
0:40.6	So I just hope there's some a little bit of like ideation maybe like an idea cloud happening
0:45.8	in your notebook.
0:47.1	And if you haven't started maybe now is a great time to start.
0:49.7	Me personally there are some ideas floating around I am almost certain that I will probably
0:56.0	be in lockdown.
0:57.3	So it will just be pretty much for the best is online.
1:02.0	But I'll still turn out a look you know.
1:04.2	And then at the end of the day it'll just be me sitting in my apartment with some makeup
1:08.8	on my face.
1:10.2	And can you ask for anything more at this time?
1:12.4	No.
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