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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 503 - The Male Member (feat. Janus Bifrons)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates
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Support Janus @ r/Angion Method https://www.reddit.com/r/AngionMethod/?rdt=34949
Or @ https://www.patreon.com/AngionMethod

Get Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch

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Hello everybody. Hope you're all having a great weekend. Sorry for the late ep. This week amongst all the political turmoil Matt sat with new friend of the cast to discuss very important matters. Please enjoy. God Bless you all.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys this is a tough time for this country and honestly I'm sorry I'm so late to releasing an episode this week

0:08.5

But this week was tough for me man. I had a really I'd ask myself some hard questions. I said you know there's a lot of bad stuff going on

0:16.1

that assassination attempt just a country fighting even more reality just kind of

0:22.0

becoming more and more untethered and people just

0:24.3

kind of selecting this and that to be real over other things and I really I didn't

0:31.1

want to talk politics it's like almost I guess it's expected to like weigh in on this whole situation

0:35.3

And I honestly tried I talked for 45 minutes about the whole thing and it just sucked because my heart wasn't in it. Between us

0:45.6

what I really wanted to talk about this week is Dix. I wanted to talk Dix and

0:51.0

I was like is this really the right time? Like I don't want to be

0:55.5

irreverent towards the American political system but I'm like, who am I to just talk Dix

1:00.7

for two hours straight? Like for real, I'm talking for real just dick talking you'll see what I'm talking about

1:06.8

But I decided to go with my gut I said America needs to know

1:10.8

You know how to increase flaccid length flaccid girth obviously erect length and

1:16.3

girth and just kind of getting as hard as you possibly can what are some of

1:20.0

the things we can do for that and so so I brought on an expert. So what's going on with, like,

1:25.9

we're going to jump in to a sliver of the thing that I was doing after I got done talking

1:31.0

about all of the assassination business which really it was just

1:34.8

boring I bored myself while talking about it I did I just it's not my lane it's not my

1:40.6

thing maybe one day if you guys are like,

1:44.0

I want to see it, maybe I'll put it on Patreon,

1:46.0

maybe I'll just fucking release it.

1:49.0

It sucks, it for real sucks.

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