Ep 508 - N.A. Beerz (feat. Chris O'Connor)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	We're here. What's going on? Just called a damning report. Sorry the dog peed in your bed, bro. It's all good.
0:07.1	Sucks your dog. A roommate. So have you leveraged that against your roommate?
0:10.4	He hasn't woken up yet. I texted him. You said him an icy text? Yeah, yeah, your dog.
0:16.5	That is the kind of thing that would fucking rattle me, man. Like, I don't know, when an animal doesn't respect you yeah it's like how do they know yeah I've dropped beneath the human
0:27.3	kingdom I get no respect here and now the animal kingdom is now also aggressively knocking me down a peg.
0:33.6	That does hurt.
0:34.6	Yeah, and when there's like something primal about your weakness.
0:37.4	Yeah.
0:38.6	You're like down below your sub, you're sub the pyramid, you're like, dude,'re sub the pyramid you're like dude I haven't
0:44.2	escaped from the animal kingdom yeah yeah this is crazy I'll never get human
0:47.3	respect yeah you're gonna have to aggress on your roommate you You have to, you know what you have to do.
0:54.0	I'm not gonna say it aloud, but your roommate's bed's getting wet,
0:58.0	dude.
0:59.0	You gotta fucking take it back.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:02.0	Does the dog have a bed in the house?
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.0	Oh, you got piss on your roommate's bed and your dog's bed.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	You got a shit in the dog's bed.
1:10.0	Oh, I'm pissing the cat all.
1:12.0	Burn the house down and all die.
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