Ep# 532 - "Steroids Skank-Flu" FREE

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Doug brought back more than a hangover from Skankfest.

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Recorded Oct. 24th, 2023 via ZOOM with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) at the Airport Four Points in Tucson, AZ and Ggreg Chaille at the Terror in the Corn Haunt in Marana, AZ. Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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0:00.0	Good one. Thank you. Did you have something to say before you restart? No, we're going. Let's
0:11.0	just assume we're going. I'm pouring a fucking glass of wine into a paper cup. I'm at the
0:19.3	four points. I'd back to stay in here. What happened? Well, just because that fucking,
0:26.9	that double tree is such a dump. No, why are you in Tucson? I mean,
0:32.1	Oh, Bingo is coming back from a family reunion at like 10 p.m. All right. So I came to pick her up
0:39.6	and stay the night. They put me up in a suite. Remember when everyone used to know us here,
0:46.0	back in the good old days at the four points? That was pre-COVID. Yeah, no, they fired all the
0:53.3	cool people we knew. And then COVID happened. Maybe because they let you and Bingo
1:00.8	steal all those pillows for so many years. Bingo would steal a pillow every time we came here.
1:06.4	Because we trade, trade a pillow. She'd walk in with a dirty raggy one and leave it behind
1:14.5	and grab a brand new or points one. Yeah. And they knew it and they charged us for it.
1:20.5	Like it's a point. I noticed there's a $25 charge for every time we stayed in. Once they caught
1:27.5	onto it, yeah, every time they're here that we're missing a pillow in our bibles. There's no more
1:32.9	bibles. But yeah, he used to be like, I could call the guy. He knew what room I wanted to stay in
1:39.1	because it's right by the bar. And I was, yeah, they had this smoking balcony patio right on the
1:44.8	first floor. So I could sit out there and chain smoke. And yeah, then they fired everyone that
1:50.4	was cool. And then COVID and then Gretchen got bedbugs here. But I checked in today now that I
1:56.9	was before I gave him a fuck about points. Now that I'm a Marriott, this is a Marriott property.
2:03.2	And I'm Bonvoy Titanium. And the girl knew who I was. I came in and she goes, oh my god, it's you.
2:12.8	I thought it might be you. It is you. You want to give her my credit card and she goes, I don't
2:18.8	need your ID. And she knew who I was by my name. You're a Bonvoy member. They do this for all the
2:24.7	Bonvoy members. No, no, she's no, she knows who I am. It's a comic. She saw my name on the
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