All right. Hey, we're here live today, and our guest today is simple jack.

Don't worry about it. He says.

We actually just took him off a stick in a cornfield.

It was a scarecrow.

I think it's cool. It's what the kids are doing.

I'm part of the young Latin Kings running around the streets.

It's good.

It is a Paul Brother haircut.

You got a Paul Brother haircut.

True.

I was on the phone to Shane immediately before getting the haircut,

and I said, the barber has a monkey.

Because there was a small monkey at the barbershop.

Say what?

There was a monkey at the barbershop near where we live,

and it had pajamas on and it was on a leash do you let the monkey

cut your hair no no yeah the monkey was in the next room screaming and very unhappy for he had a

for like an angry monkey yeah they were like 18 guys working in the barbershop and one of them had a monkey

the fuck i've never seen this before anyway and you were like were like, that's where I want to go.

It was the most affordable place to have your hair cut in the area.

Everywhere else was like, I went to another barber first and they said, you need an appointment.

And I thought that broke the barber's code of like, just walk in and hang out.

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