Ep. 552: Moo Deng, I Love You

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🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	You know I was just singing a little song about how much I love moo dang and I was was going moudang I love you I love you little
0:14.9	hippo moudang I love you I want to kiss you on your snout and of course Holden was like
0:20.8	of course you love MoDang.
0:23.7	And I knew Holden.
0:25.8	I was gonna start, I wasn't even gonna start,
0:27.7	I was gonna start singing Eternal Flame
0:30.1	because that's been trapped in my head,
0:32.1	but I'm so just out the gate,
0:34.8	already angry with you,
0:37.4	that you don't give Moudang the respect
0:40.3	that that pig me hippo deserves,
0:42.4	and also hold it.
0:44.0	Close your eyes, give me your hand.
0:48.0	Okay.
0:49.0	All right.
0:50.0	Do you feel my heart beating?
0:52.0	Do you understand? Do you feel the same? Or am I only dreaming? And is this
1:01.0	burning? And is this burning an eternal flame?
1:09.0	And that goes out to Boudang.
1:10.7	It doesn't go out to you Holden.
1:12.4	You don't deserve the song Holden. You don't deserve my passion for a pygmy hippo.
1:18.0	All right, may I say my peace, okay?
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