Ep. 553: The Lady in the Van

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witnessing the Tomatometer rating for Hook, Holden claims to be the subject of a deepfake making him appear to not care about Maggie Smith's death, Jackie declares war on Christian Girl Autumn, Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock being the absolute best pile of trash named Marjorie, Jackie unveils a cat face bikini top to begin her descent into Siwadom, Jackie's starting the Terrifier franchise for her 31 for 31 and MJ is aimin' for 15 for 31, The Detroit Bridgerton Ball is a flop, but at least the single stripper who was hired as entertainment was talented and Jackie gets BREAKING NEWS of "American Pickers" Star Frank Fritz's untimely death! MJ stands as boldly and strongly as Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair after being outted as an Ancient Alien Head, and Lana Del Rey ties the knot with that swamp crawlin' gator man,and over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Katy Perry Cursed by NUNS!??!, in The List - Celebrity slipups on social media that revealed way more than they ever intended, Blindz and Shoutzzzzz!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:13.8	Usually I throw the first song out to either MJ or Holden, but you know what this one goes out to me everybody because Chris Christofferson passed last week and I got real sad about it and
0:18.9	this song was really important to me when I was in a really bad time in my life.
0:24.7	And so now you get to listen to those songs, again,
0:27.8	from a different perspective as you get older.
0:30.4	And the song is Sunday morning coming down.
0:34.0	Put it on on a Sunday if you really want to feel something.
0:38.0	Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt and the beer I
0:47.2	had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.
0:53.2	Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes
0:56.8	and found my cleanest dirty shirt.
1:00.2	And I shaved my face and comb my hair and stumble down the stairs to meet the day
1:07.7	On the Sunday morning side walks.
1:11.3	God!
1:12.3	Start cried everybody!
1:14.0	I'm going to cry.
1:16.0	I feel like I'm in North Korea right now and a dictator decide.
1:18.0	Like you can force me to cry.
1:20.0	Right. I want you to cry, start crying. it's a Sunday morning we're coming down and man I would pop that on in the morning when I would get to work at
1:29.7	445 still drunk from the night before but I want y'all to know I'm different now
1:35.0	I've grown thank you Chris Christofferson for getting me through the dark
1:38.6	times but we can say goodbye to you now well I'd like to be the people's hero and also mention that we are Crestfallen and emotionally
1:48.6	fucking ripped to shreds.
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