Ep. 554: NO SMILING, PAGE 7

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not telling us enough nuclear secrets in her book, Ariana Grande took a lie detector test and the rumor could be true that she doesn't believe in the moon landing, Megalopolis hit Jackie over the head with it's total insanity, Airheads came out with a scented foot spray to fRiGhTeN aWaY tHe BaD sMeLlS oOOOOoOooOoOOOooOOO!! MJ had a great time at their reunion and went to a real life midwest MALL! Dua Lipa is a fucking monster who drinks Diet Coke with Pickle Juice and Jalapeños, which gives MJ a flashback to Lindsey Lohan's disgusting as it sounds Pepsi and milk combo "Pilk", MomTok rises from the ashes of Kolob as SLoMM gets a second season over at Hulu, Holden shouts out Dick's Last Resort, a concept which makes MJ and Jackie want to cry at the thought of what would be said to them, Celine Dion teams up with the NFL for a Sunday Night Football promo and Spirit Halloween forces Jackie to process her HAWK TUAH ANGER due to their release of Hawk Tuah costumes, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Taylor Swift Murdered by her EVIL TWIN!?!?! On The List - Times Actors were so desperate for a role they begged, bargained and PLEADED! The Blindz and more on this week's Page 7. Stay safe out there! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Here I am.
0:03.0	Rock, you like a hurricane.
0:17.0	Here I am.
0:20.0	Rock you like a hurricane.
0:24.0	That was the theme song of my very, very, very bad high schools mascot, the hurricanes,
0:32.4	which maybe they want to change it after this they might
0:36.5	that was your Florida high school's mascot and we were the hurricanes and every day here I am right.
0:45.0	Yeah, I'm okay and you're just like I understand
0:49.0	I hear you
0:51.0	After last Saturday's events I thought you were going to start more like something like this.
0:54.0	Forget your troubles come on get happy.
0:59.7	I just can't even possibly think about Joker 2. I can't think about it again.
1:06.0	Honestly Holden I wouldn't have quoted that because I wouldn't have remembered anything
1:12.1	from Joker 2 because I've
1:15.0	Thrown it out of my brain space.
1:17.0	Just hala...
1:19.0	Luy...
1:21.0	Yeah, just make it...
1:22.0	No, I think you actually need to make it slower and more boring.
1:25.6	It was slow, it was boring scene and then slow sung, song, no choreography.
1:34.1	We're not talking about Joker 2 right now.
1:36.0	Not yet.
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