Ep. 559: Talk About A Furious Nut

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an article about how lonely seniors are now, Mariah has to listen to her own music to bang, and Carey is on her Christmas tour and her kids are intermission performers, so it's a fully Careymerssive event! There was a Dev Patel lookalike contest, but he didn't show up like thimethee did, Jackie has begun the ritual and crafted her first Turkey dinner of the season, Mattel's Wicked doll boxes have a WICKEDLY SALACIOUS PRINTING ERROR, plus much like the musical also feature a lot of girl girl action, and Jackie's gettin' pumped for the real Wicked movie while Holden's itching to see it with a nona, any nona! Ariana Grande is trying to save the Tower of Terror in Orlando and it's swaying Jackie, but Holden REFUSES TO BOW TO HER despite Jackie having inside word she's super nice, which brings us to a COUNTERPOINT CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY CORNER - YES JACKIE, ARIANA IS STILL EVIL plus a list of times celebrities volunteered information that we really really did not need to know, Blindz and SHOUT OUTSSSSS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Last night I had the strangest dream.
0:13.0	I sailed away to China in a little robot to find you,
0:19.0	and you said you had to get your laundry clean.
0:25.0	They want no one to hold you.
0:27.5	What does that mean?
0:29.1	And you said, ain't nothing going to break my stride.
0:33.3	Ain't nobody going to slow me down.
0:35.9	Oh, no.
0:37.2	I got to keep on moving.
0:40.6	Ain't I gotta go to hold me down.
0:45.6	Oh no, we got to keep on moving.
0:49.4	Guys, never a time before has Matthew Wilder, yes, do you forget who sings break my stride the one the only
0:58.5	Matthew Wilder must get into your brain I don't know if this happens to you guys but when I get
1:05.7	really really sad and sometimes maybe it's like the mania in my brain,
1:11.9	but I will say just consistently,
1:14.3	every time I get really sad this last week,
1:16.5	I just had said to myself,
1:17.9	you're going to break my time,
1:20.1	and I'll hold me to.
1:22.6	Oh, no.
1:24.0	I'm trying to remind myself, guys, we've got to keep on moving.
1:30.0	All right?
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