Ep. 560: Escapesgiving

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who recommended the upcoming "Later Daters", MJ and Holden defend themselves against the lies spread about them regarding Sea Shanties, Holden threatens to X-POZE Jackie on not feelin' Thanksgiving this year and attempt to fix it, Jackie will be offering her account ohnoitsjackie up to the Ban Gods on twitch to host this years Macy's Parade stream (6am pst/9am est!) cause of Holdens strike for the Oscars stream and MJ will be droppin' by, so it's that time of year to get 3 RumChunkas deep before lunch! Holden speaks to having a very sad day to have a birthday much like the former 3rd host of P7, Martha Stewart want's to have a different documentary made (despite the fact everyone seems to love this one), and channels her documentary rage into takin' down Miss Piggy in a fit of icy anger, Chicken Shop Date also did a very sweet and entertaining Muppets episode with Elmo, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo seem like they are so done with the Wicked press tour and can't be excited for Part II's rollout next year, and Dax Shepard isn't helping with his questions like "HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?". In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird? Part II, and on The List: times costars working relationships were so fraught that they reportedly did not want to appear on camera together, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	We are the mansion men, the golden season, mention men, we're here to win the heart of Joan.
0:16.0	We come from everywhere, we still have love, we want to share. We're tired of being alone.
0:23.2	We have so much to offer. We hope that Joan can see that each little thing we tell her is meant to have her fall in love with me.
0:31.7	We point to ourselves. With me and we all point to ourselves. We are the mansion men, the golden season, mention men from us to you.
0:39.7	Good night.
0:42.2	I understand.
0:43.1	But or I guess good morning.
0:45.6	Welcome to page seven.
0:46.8	I guess it depends on when you're listening to this.
0:48.8	Maybe good night to you right now because we are the mansion men.
0:52.2	We're the golden season mansion men.
0:54.4	And I hope you understand, MJ.
0:57.7	I understand.
0:58.6	It's from the golden bachelorette.
1:01.1	There must have been a, listen, I tried.
1:03.5	Once again, I tried.
1:04.6	And Holden's right.
1:05.5	Every episode starts with the sound of crying.
1:07.8	With sound weeping.
1:09.0	I'm sorry.
1:09.6	This isn't talking TV.
1:10.8	I'm sorry. This isn't talking to watch.
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