Ep. 561: Hey, I'm Holden Space Over Here

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🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jackie calls out most of her friend group as bein' in the NO NO ZONE. Jackie gives Holden, MJ and all parents out there a foolproof plan to get free shoes via lesson learned from Christmas Shoes, a video of Apple at the Debutant Ball devolves into some crazy accusations via reddit of bullying and a goop coverup. Advent calendar chat including the highs of years past and the lows of the Instagram Gilmore Girls calendar, Nick Cannon reveals a not so surprising diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Jackie announces The Muppet Christmas Carol watchalong stream Sunday, December 8th 5pm PST/8pm EST on HoldenatorsHo, and then talk about the totally bizarre buzzword filled video holding space in all our hearts. Final, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why The Queen Killed Off DIANA?!?! This week's List: Actors Who original Turned Down A Role and Had to Be Convinced To Take It, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh, Holden tried.
0:11.6	He walked away from the computer.
0:14.0	Oh, this is how we're going to start the episode.
0:16.3	Because Holden was over here trying to get the vitamin C songs stuck in my head.
0:21.1	Oh, don't worry.
0:21.7	He's back.
0:22.4	Excuse me.
0:22.8	I'm sorry.
0:23.1	I just have some reading to do.
0:24.7	Well, he's in the middle of something else.
0:26.2	Holden, you put that down.
0:27.5	I don't give a fuck about whatever you're about to say.
0:29.9	He's holding the Taylor Swiftbook, people.
0:31.9	He's holding the Taylor Swift book.
0:33.1	I am J.
0:33.7	Put it on ice. I'm sorry, I have some riveting and reading I have to do right now. Can you put it on ice?
0:38.2	It is my time to shine.
0:39.4	But I'm in the reputation error.
0:41.2	It was that?
0:42.1	Holden, hold space for me for a second.
0:46.0	Hey, I'm holding space over here.
0:48.2	How many times do you have to say hold space for it?
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