Ep. 562: I Saw Daddy Get Cucked By Santa

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their journey to make Horny Christmas happen! Speaking of Horny Christmas, Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan couldn't make it work, and for some reason people are showing up at his grandma's to ask why? Jackie is going off on Doechii being a great artist havin' her moment after her tiny desk concert as well her appearance on Colbert, Matty Healy and Azealia Banks are feuding on Twitter (and real life!) after he stepped his foot directly into his mouth to stop her attacking Charli XCX, Hilaria Baldwin's 11 year old daughter dropped a skincare book which raises some questions about children in the beauty industry, and finally in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Do You Believe In BONO'S LITTER BOX?! Not to mention a very on theme list of Christmas Music Trivia that the validity of is quickly called into question, Blindz, and even MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Ooh, I'm gonna start today with a song that I didn't know was going to annoy me so much,
0:15.0	but man, when you're working a festival called Creep It Real Festive,
0:19.4	sometimes you hear a weird song over and over and over again.
0:23.3	Like, I saw Mommy kissing beetle juice slurping in the purplish moonlight.
0:36.8	He was laughing like a coat
0:39.9	In his stripy little coat
0:43.3	I'm far too young to see a massive
0:47.2	Tongot down mom's throat
0:49.6	My son mommy kissing
0:53.6	Beetle juice Sleeping in the My son mommy kissing beetle juice
0:56.5	Sleeping a purpleish moonlight
1:00.4	My therapist says chill
1:03.9	Meditate or take a pill
1:07.3	I bet she's never seen a demon up in her mom's grill.
1:16.6	And it goes on from there, but those are the lyrics that I wrote down because I had to seek it out because I was so annoyed and you think that I'm over exaggerating how the song is saying I'm not. No, I believe. And it was on,
1:29.8	it was on one of those Christmas loops. So you would hear this song every like three hours.
1:35.5	And I think the 12th time I heard it, I thought, I was like, I will rip my own skin off. And apparently,
1:47.2	it is sung by the Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice cast, but it was specifically done as a quarantine 2020 CD that they all got together to like raise
1:55.9	money. What? So you can't find it anywhere else. Yes. So that's why I was trying to find
2:00.7	the lyrics. I couldn to find the lyrics.
2:01.2	I couldn't find the lyrics.
2:02.1	So I'd find a lyric video so that I had to, guys, so that I could write down the lyrics.
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