Ep. 563: Merry Jizzmas!

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime. The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to the point that it's kinda sad. Holden and Jackie report back from the Spotify Wrapped party where they got to see Kesha up close and were surrounded by youngs, which Holden did not find attractive as he only likes MILF porn. Rumors are a brewin' that Jason Kelce doesn't take care of his kids and has forced his wife to hire help, and Walt Disney's possibly frozen head appears again in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Frozen Coverup!? The Ultimate Christmas Trivia List, Blindz and EVEN MORE ON THIS PRE HOLIDAY PAGE 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh, and I guess this one goes out to M.J. Neffle.
0:13.3	I've got a little plan for you.
0:17.2	I think you might like it.
0:21.3	Let's do the little dance we do.
0:25.5	I think you might like it.
0:28.8	And then we're going to hide away making love all night.
0:35.2	And we can cry tomorrow watching it's a wonderful life i think you might like yeah
0:44.3	boom bina b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b i think i like it yeah everybody it is i think
0:51.0	you might like it season and it is for the best that mj reminded me that i think you might like it season. And it is for the best that MJ reminded me that I think you might like it exists because I was going to try an attempt to sing Paul McCartney's wonderful Christmas time.
1:03.2	But again, I think that goes the way of the brat Charlie XX where it is just me going,
1:08.8	Be papu, Bipop-a-papu,
1:11.3	simply everybody shut,
1:14.1	Jackie up right now.
1:15.5	And I understand,
1:16.4	I won't do that to everybody.
1:18.3	So I think you might like it,
1:19.9	everybody.
1:20.5	Welcome to it is the holiday season
1:23.2	at its best,
1:24.2	when everyone is the most stressed out
1:26.9	and everyone is frowning, but also we're
1:30.0	filled with holiday cheer.
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