Ep. 564: Do You Know Who I Am?

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In this week's Page 7, Jackie belts out her song she sings for Wendy, Holden is revealed to not know Carmy's full name, and is busy ordering a Taylor Swift vinyl during the recording, all while fiery wind tears apart LA. MJ lets Holden know they WON'T get rid of the TSwift book he gifted them, but has definitely thought about it. Language once again fails Hilaria Baldwin as she forgot the word for onion while making a traditional tortilla for her husband who hates onion, Nikki Glaser killed it as this year's Golden Globes host, the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni feud is really looking bad for Baldoni, but in lighter news Timothée did a delightful interview with Canadian treasure Nardwuar, Tom Holland and Zendaya are engaged AND ADORABLE! Is Jay Leno repeatedly falling, or is the more likely story that he's regularly being beaten by the mob!? The inventor of queer pop Jojo Siwa graces us once again with a new music video, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Mariah Carey Literally FROZEN!? This week's list is celeb fams you didn't realize were FEEEUUDINNNNGGG, the blindz and SHOUT OUTZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	First page seven of the year.
0:11.3	Let's go.
0:14.1	Let us go.
0:15.6	Now, we already told MJ that it is pretty windy here in Los Angeles right now.
0:22.2	And yes, it makes me want to sing the song Windy by the Association.
0:26.5	But I'm not going to sing that.
0:28.5	What I'm going to sing is the song that I sing for Wendy that is based on the song
0:34.1	Windy by the Association.
0:36.3	Who's chasing bugs and who's chasing squirrels wolf in it every puppy she sees?
0:43.6	Who's given kisses?
0:45.2	Who's given pet sees?
0:47.1	Everyone knows it's Wendy.
0:50.0	That's nice.
0:50.6	And I sing that to Wendy about 700,000 times a day.
0:56.6	And she loves it.
0:58.4	I'm so relieved that you were also thinking of that song.
1:01.8	Because as soon as you said, it's windy, I thought,
1:03.5	I hope she sings it's windy, which I know from middle school show choir.
1:07.4	Whoa.
1:07.6	And no one else ever talks about that song.
1:10.6	The association, MJ.
1:12.8	I live inside of your brain.
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