Ep. 565: My House Burned Down (While I Was At Joe Rogan)

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🗓️ 17 January 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was lucky, while MJ fears from the east coast that their cohosts will soon fall before the march of flame. Jackie reviews the trailer for "Better Man" the Robbie Williams Monkey Man Biopic Box office bombGARBAGE. Heidi Montag and the human fleshbeard she's married to lost their homes, but then made TikTokz about not having money because of her big ol' flop of a musical career in 2010 and people made her song go popular, so now human fleshbeard cries in the TikTokz happily. The carrier of Ethan Slater's spongette wrote an article for The Cut and celebs in LA are showin' up in news coverage as Steve Guttenberg begged people to leave their keys in their cars they abandon in the road, and Dennis Quaid got interviewed as he was LITERALLY packing up his little sports car to evacuate. Meghan Markle honor's the fires by delaying the release of her new Netflix show "With Love, Meghan." Mel Gibson's house burned to the ground while he was being a POS on the Rogan podcast and now he's blaming immigrants, or anyone he doesn't like, for all his problems... again. Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elvis LIVES?!?!?!? A List filled with surprising facts from celebrity personal lives, the Blindzzzzzzz and SHOUT OUTS!! Want to help out those effected by the fires in LA? antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh, yes.
0:10.0	Is it the song she's been quietly singing to herself as she stares into the middle distance of the last week in Los Angeles on fire?
0:19.0	And they say she's so lucky.
0:22.6	She's a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart thinking.
0:30.8	If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do this day is coming night? and I know why it's because our city is on fire
0:41.8	but jack how to you begin it because no one considers you to be lucky yeah no no no nobody
0:48.2	considers me that I look the way I do go ahead sayen. I know. Just beat you and I'm down.
0:55.3	Yeah.
0:55.8	Just everything.
0:57.5	Everything about my life is the way it sounds.
1:00.3	Yeah, it's just,
1:01.0	nobody thinks I'm lucky.
1:03.0	Everybody looks down on it.
1:04.4	Everybody goes, oh no, we know why you're crying.
1:07.1	Stop singing.
1:07.8	Wow.
1:08.1	Yeah, that makes a lot of sister you're crying.
1:10.0	Yeah. Stop singing. Wow, yeah, that makes a lot of sister you're crying. Yeah, they say that to you all the time.
1:11.8	You should be puking instead.
1:13.7	Yeah, people are in the street.
1:14.5	I'm just like, I'm surprised you're not also
1:16.7	puky while crying.
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