So sometimes when you're in a marriage, you have bits that really annoy your spouse.

And currently, I've been doing a bit where I change all the lyrics to songs, which, you know,

that's not a new bit. That's an old bit.

But recently, the song Baby Driver by Simon and Garfunkel has been in Jeff's rotation,

and I have changed most of the lyrics to the song about an actual baby driving a car.

And that goes like this.

They call me a baby driver because I'm a baby driving a car.

And they said, oh no, get that baby.

She shouldn't be driving that car.

Boot out the road.

All out the road.

Get that baby.

She shouldn't be driving that car.

And I think I'm seeing it to myself. Thank you very much. You've got to go get that

baby because she shouldn't be driving that car. And I have laughed about this to such an extent

that my husband certainly doesn't care. And I just want it to keep going. And I think that every song should be

about babies driving cars and how the babies shouldn't be driving cars and how any song really could

be turned into singing about babies and how, like, how do they even hit the pedals? How do they have the,

you know, how can they merge onto the highway?

And there's so much you can make jokes about when it comes to babies driving cars.

And this is where we are, guys.

Yeah. You know, because it's been a month that is 17 years long.

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