Ep. 568: The Tortured Taylors Department

Page 7

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🗓️ 7 February 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 IT'S TIME TO GOSS' 'BOUT THE GRAMMY'S!! including Jackie (finally) having her Taywakening even if the only thing TSwift won that night was Jackie's 'fitproval, Beyoncé won Best Country album much to her own surprise, Brother Eilish is setting a boundary everyone hopes more celebs will vocalize COUGHTAYLORCOUGH, quick breakdown on the difference between Record of the Year v. Song of the Year and MJ's calling for Tarif's on Drake. Doechii came, Doechii saw, Doechii conquered, shout outs to Chappell and Gaga for using their time to make speech's regarding specific issues during the glaring silence of other attendees and in the wake of the heavy handed speeches of 2017, Jaden Smith wore a literal house on their head solidifying the Smith siblings as 'fitspiration goals for the Zebrowski's. Holden is calling for Bianca and Kanye to be arrested and we're ALL still waiting for that solo Bianca Censori interview to disprove the morse code eye blinks rumor, and finally in one of the most eye rolling turns Kanye claims he was trying to recreate his 2024 Vulture album cover IRL, but they still didn't get escorted out like rumors and the once again POOCRAVED MJ claimed! In other celebrity news, the court date is finally set in the Blake Lively v. Justin Baldoni case and it's not until NEXT YEAR!! But, lucky for everyone Baldoni made a custom website to release every.single.piece.of.evidence in the case like any completely normal and rational person would do, and this brought up the old controversy of Blake Lively BURPIN' n' FARTIN' DURING BREAKS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL!??! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: the Ariana x Jim Carrey plot T H I C K E N I N G??!!???, a list of Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Gossip But Are SHOCKINGLY TRUUUUUEEE!!!! (and we do mean SHOCKINGLY), BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Okay, so the album didn't win any Grammys.
0:11.7	I'm not upset about it, but I will say something that was low-key, one of the sexiest parts of the Grammys that I am going to talk about is,
0:20.8	What if is written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind?
0:29.6	What slip and falling back into the hedge maze?
0:34.0	Oh, what a way to die.
0:42.3	I know not everybody loved my Taylor's tortured department. And I know that's not the name of it, but it's what I keep calling it to myself, Taylor's
0:47.3	torture department.
0:48.3	But you know what?
0:50.3	I was trying to explain.
0:51.3	I was like, I had just gotten out of shower with my husband and we were talking about the Grammys and I was trying to explain, I was like, I had just gotten out of shower with my husband, and we were talking about the Grammys, and I was talking about, I was like, I never ever find Taylor Swift sexy at all.
1:03.2	She is not my thing whatsoever.
1:05.3	And we talk about this on page seven.
1:07.3	But what I did find very, very hot was a reference to her own song. And at the
1:16.7	Grammys, she wore that very cool, like short cut, high cut dress. But that's one of her hottest looks.
1:25.4	Yeah. It was I really, I was like, she looks great.
1:29.0	And I did feel like an auntie that I was like, wow, looking very good this young woman.
1:34.9	But then on her upper thigh were these like, I guess there are things such as thigh jewelry now.
1:41.9	I know nothing.
1:42.9	I live in a la la land of new things. And she had these
1:46.9	like thigh belly chains around her upper thigh with just a little tea on top of it. And she was
1:53.7	referencing her own song, which yeah, maybe some people might roll their eyes at. And I didn't even
1:58.8	have my glasses on and I could see my husband roll his eyes
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