Ep. 570: Tubqueso

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

MJ is the Lisa Barlow of P7 this week after losing iPads AND precious precious water bottle on a family trip! Get your time at the opera in because The Baldwins are a comin' next Sunday, Jackie's upped her bitchiness with much success and the blessing of one Ed Larson, Hilaria has peepee stickers for her baby Balds, Tori Spelling shows she's just like us by revealing she gets nude and makes her son give her massages for an allowance, SNL 50 brings in all the greats for a massive live special, Benny Blanco gave Selena Gomez a trail of chips to a bath tub of queso in their HOME BATH TUB for Valentine's day...and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Real Housewives of SLC and CLIMATE CHANGE?!?! Then a list filled with times that actors got away with shocking, disgusting, cruel, and dangerous things in the name of method acting, blindz and MOOOORE! p.s. stick around after the blindz for some very important newz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Happy birthday to you.
0:12.3	Oh, M.J.
0:15.4	Oh, M.J.
0:17.8	Happy birthday to you.
0:20.7	I'm singing it's sexy to you. So it's scary. No singing it sexy to you.
0:22.0	It's sexy or scary.
0:24.0	No, it's not scary.
0:25.0	This is sexy.
0:25.8	Happy birthday.
0:28.6	Scary and sex is the same thing.
0:29.9	It's 2025.
0:33.0	Let me sing like the kids sing.
0:38.6	Yeah. Zoom's saving us
0:40.4	for that one.
0:41.0	Happy birthday
0:43.3	to you.
0:48.1	Mm-J, it's your birthday.
0:50.0	Thank you, Jackie,
0:51.5	for my serenade,
0:52.4	and thanks for nothing, Holden.
0:53.8	How old are you like 60?
0:55.7	Yes, I am 60.
	...

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