Ep. 571: We Just Got Slinged

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

It's Holden's last episode as co-host (for now) but he's still forcing his Taysession onto MJ and Jackie who are just doing their best to ignore an unannounced visit from Gronky while gossin' 'bout Meghan Markle being currently unable to sell her clothes because she didn't bother to make sure there wasn't already a brand by that name, a flashback to the apology Holden uses over and over and over, TSwift might not be friends with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds anymore because SHE'S THE KHALEESI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! There are rumors of trouble in Bikini Bottom, and that's got Holden wondering what celeb would MJ and Jackie leave their nine months pregnant (à la 'Junior') husbands Slater-style, Jackie and MJ are desperate to go to 'Swig' the soda and put SEVEN PUMPS IN THEM, every dude on the newest season of 'Love Is Blind' sucks except for Joey, Jackie and MJ talk about hanging at the mall and checkin' out the glory of Spencer's, a quick reminder of what Holden's funeral request entails so BUST OUT YOUR GRAVITY BONGS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner #213 THE FINALE (for now): Did HILARIA swap out the prop gun for howusayREAL GUN?!?!!??! A Swift List in honor of Holden, Blindzzzz, Holden gets to be bathed in your kind shoutzzzzzz PLUS MOOOOOOREEEE!!!! WE LOVE YOU HOLDEN! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	He's so tall, handsome as hell.
0:13.1	He's so bad, but he does it so well.
0:17.1	I can see the end as it begins.
0:20.3	My one confession is.
0:23.8	Say you'll remember me standing in the night's dress, staring at the sunset, babe, red lips and rosy cheeks.
0:33.3	Say you'll see me again, even if it's just in y'all.
0:41.3	Wildest dreams are... A little pause, but we're going to earn it.
0:44.3	Wildest dreams are...
0:47.3	Ha ha.
0:50.3	This is it.
0:52.3	This is it.
0:54.8	So guys, if you hate Taylor Swift, this might not be the episode for you.
1:00.2	It's Holden's last episode.
1:01.9	So it's going to have to be...
1:03.6	Also, maybe you need therapy, and maybe you need some therapy.
1:06.7	And maybe you need to talk to somebody because I think the problems with you, not with Taylor.
1:11.0	You'll be hearing that for the last time.
1:13.4	You need to really soak that in.
1:15.5	I'm going to set you on fire if you actually think that she's bad.
1:19.4	Yes.
1:20.5	Allegedly or whatever.
1:21.3	And he can now because he's not affiliated with us anymore.
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