Ep 62 - Poker Tournaments And The Stock Market Are WILD BOYS

Cracking Aces

Barstool Sports

Sports, Leisure, Games

4.6 • 887 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The show starts talking about absurd tournament variance and why they are the dumbest things in the world aka the best things in the world. We then touch on the current events, BLM, and how the poker community fits into all of this. We talk about the stock market, billionaires being cheapos, and the world in general. It's another good one, thank you for listening!

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0:00.0	What's up, Cracking Ace's listeners? You can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and Prime
0:07.2	members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:11.0	We can talk about how I finished an eighth place on an unnamed poker website for $1,800 when first place was $18,000 and I've just been donating it back since.
0:27.0	Yeah, that can definitely be covered.
0:32.0	Oh, I played a... That can definitely be covered.
0:39.0	Oh, I played a I max late regged an 160 dollar tournament last night
0:48.0	Because it was like it was something crazy it was like 30 off the money when you register so I max late reg immediately doubled and then I to 27 places paid I finished 29th because I I cannot run worse
0:58.2	I could not possibly run worse like in these tournaments So now I'm down to from that 1800 I'm down to
1:08.3	like $600 or so so three buy-ins three more two hundred fifteen dollar tournaments more like three
1:16.6	more two hundred fifteen dollar entries into the same tournament or that yeah but I'm going, what I decided was since this was, I was supposed to be in
1:26.4	Vegas for the big 50. So I put money onto unnamed poker website and I finished in that eighth place for $1,800 when I got ICM
1:36.1	fucked up my butt hole so hard at that final table. First of all, the
1:41.2	average stack was like 20 bigss so I was fluctuating anywhere from like second to out of nine to like eight out of nine just depending on like if you pick up blinds or Andes and so then all like the four and five big blind stacks kept
1:54.9	doubling and then eventually I got in pocket sixes with 9.8 big blinds against
2:02.1	10-8 and he had a 10 on the river so I lost but the difference
2:06.6	between 18,000 dollars for first and then 1800 for eighth it's like I'm just
2:12.1	going to donate back that 1800 like who cares but if it's 18,000
2:16.8	If I just win that flip if I win that flip I'm winning the entire tournament. I was easily the best player at the final table. It wasn't even close and the guy who
2:25.6	won it was easily the worst player. But... You know nothing about how these final tables play out?
2:31.9	What?
2:33.7	Have you not learned anything about how these final tables play?
2:36.3	That it's all fake and nonsense and it's just like,
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