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🗓️ 28 February 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | How are you, GH? I'm uh... I'm good. I've been up since 5. |
0:29.5 | And I woke up with one of these... one of these kinks in my neck right the F there. |
0:36.5 | So I'm a little uh... a little irritable with that. I can't... I can't move, damn it! |
0:43.5 | I am hurting, man. This thing sucks. Get a Thuragon. I got the Thuragon. The Thuragon rules. |
0:52.5 | Now it's so funny about the Thuragon. Now they got shops that pop up all over the balls. |
0:58.5 | It's one of those go-to ball stores now the Thuragon store. And man, if there's not a bunch of guns for her pleasure. |
1:07.5 | I'm like there's no way they're selling that many Thuragons that they could... they could start setting up shops and malls. |
1:20.5 | And then you realize, oh, what are these things really being used for? I get it now. |
1:26.5 | They have all sorts of sizes. They have all sorts of colors. They have all sorts of attachments. |
1:34.5 | You only need one attachment to, you know, to jam out your back if you need a little help. |
1:39.5 | You only need one attachment. So then what are the other attachments for? |
1:44.5 | So yeah, I got the Thuragon. I'll blast it right here. And then maybe I'll do the taint attachment. |
1:51.5 | I'll give you a break. Go up and down the aisles of CBS and see how many of those products could be used for other things. |
2:03.5 | Especially some of the deodorants and how they're shaped. Get the hell out of here. They know what they're doing. |
2:09.5 | The Thuragon is now for her pleasure. Oh my God. Jesus. You got to be careful with the settings on that. |
2:16.5 | When a break is finally over back to freaking school for these crazy kids. Mint, it's so weird. |
2:23.5 | My kids had school all last week. So it's nice going up and down the elevators with the kids in the morning because, you know, right around, I don't know, right around eight o'clock. |
2:34.5 | It's a rush hour in this building because we live so high, you know, the damn elevator could stop like five or six times by the time you get down to the ground. |
2:44.5 | There's always an asshole parent that goes, Johnny, you want to push the button? |
2:50.5 | This is like, this is like New York City living stuff. I'll give you, I'll give you another one. |
2:54.5 | Johnny, would you like to push the button? Because you know, he's just becoming aware and he's in an elevator. |
3:01.5 | So I'll send guess what Johnny does. With his whole hand pushing five buttons. And then the mom's like, oh, I'm so sorry. We're teaching Johnny how an elevator works. |
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