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Ep 633: Funny Small Bites 13 - Carl Ruiz Chris Distefano Theo Von Rich Vos

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🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Quick best of clips from Theo Von, Vic Henley, Chris Distefano, Mike Bocchetti, Sherrod Small, Carl Ruiz and Lewis Black

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0:00.0

You literally told the story of full metal jacket. I thought you were gonna tell over you got in trouble for stealing a jelly donut from the metal

0:06.6

No, let me tell you something right. Have you ever been there that place was intense my friend?

0:11.0

I've been there. I saw the movie full metal. Yeah, I'm saying damn it so physically

0:15.7

Physically, I'm saying have you ever been there? No, I'm not

0:18.6

I have no idea what you're talking about. He's questioning you. He doesn't think you're a marine

0:22.3

Let me tell you so you have no fucking idea what you're talking about unless you've been there, buddy

0:26.0

So don't fucking question my

0:28.3

No, I'm gonna be the parker like you up

0:31.1

He felt out of taking you and ripped your face while fuck they

0:34.6

You with bars of soap Mike

0:36.6

No, you know what see that's not a scene from full metal jacket

0:38.9

They beat your models with bars so fucking idiot

0:41.1

I was talking to me because

0:42.7

You don't even pitchburg pal I'm in the town with his fucking running water

0:48.4

Don't fuck with me you fucking idiot. Hey, how are you Frank? Do you grab pussy Frank? I feel like you do grab

0:53.9

Fred pussy Frank

0:56.7

Like I fucking grab a horseshoe and I play horseshoes

1:02.9

Of course Frank plays horseshoes and bachi and a little bachi mall

1:07.9

Did you forget your locker and your foot locker?

1:12.9

He got to leave your mother I forgot to leave the money for your mom on the fucking night

1:18.1

My fucking five dollars

1:23.9

Yeah, you know what's messing your teeth you fucking hillbilly you fucking clown

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