Markets are a mess. Stocks bleeding, crypto crashing, ETF outflows are at ludicrous levels,

trade wars are on? Is this all Trump's fault? Or are the markets just throwing a tantrum?

Who's buying the dip? And what does a bill to build a $1 million Bitcoin strategic reserve

for the U.S. mean for the future.

We're going to unpack it all today as we laugh and cry our way through the current

crypto news on our bad news episode number 768 of the bad crypto podcast.

Five, four, three, two, two, one, zero, ignition.

Who's bad? And welcome to the bad crypto podcast, this show for the Crypto Curious, the Crypto Serious, and the Crypto Saddest.

Delirious. Delirious?

Delirious. We're so happy right now. I feel everything's okay, you guys. It's all fine.

I need the meme of the dog and the fire, drink his coffee. This is the thing. I got the yellow and the red lights behind me because it's fine it's fine i got

no lights i got i just have natural sunlight coming in here i feel like i need a big strobe behind me

so that you know i can balance out because your lights are so epic yeah they turned out pretty good

what's really weird is i've had them for like nine months sitting in a box. And I finally said,

all right, all right. I'll guess I'll, because I was like, really what happened was I needed to dust

all these fucking shelves too. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to take all these off and

reorganize them and dust it. And oh, I'm going to put those lights up. So I did. Nice. Well,

let's take a look at the sad crypto market cap right now in timestamp.

It is 1035 a.m.

Oh, no, no, down.

2.7 is the line of demarcation.

Oh.

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