The Hallmark Channel churns out cheesy romance movies made for the dumbest of dumb women. A couple of guys have been spending the past few years of their lives pretending that they’ve built a powerhouse of a podcast and media company based on reviewing these movies. It’s actually kind of depressing when you think about it so don’t. Don’t ever think about it. Pat Oates joins the show to laugh about how funny the word “dongle” sounds. Lucy Tightbox hops on the show to discuss Danny Polishchuck’s new crypto scam where a goof turned into millions of dollars in market value. Scorch came back for his second show of the year with some f-ed up facts about pizza burning your mouth and people singing in their car. Opie is churning out content like never before with three different shows, each one more embarrassing than the next. We also expose the Opester lying about Jim Norton and using that lie to continue to attack him. Cardiff joins the show to discuss Stuttering John’s attire on his new Cameos. Finally Maribeth Rosie joins us to play a round of To Catch An Alien, tease the next episode, get caught up on Internet News, read some reviews and listen to your voicemails (including Paco’s huge announcement).  Pat Oates channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PatOatesShow Lucy Tightbox’s show - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Cardiff Electric - http://dabbleverse.tv/ Maribeth’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle by using our link – magicmind.co/watpshowjan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices