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Probably Science

Episode 097 - Emily Heller and Auggie Smith

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8707 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Emily Heller (twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller) and Auggie Smith (twitter.com/auggiesmith) join Matt and Andy on the first episode of the new year, discussing: Suck My Dick, New Yorker! Two and one half dollars! Cheat sheets! Eighth grade listeners and science fairs! Making belly button cheese! The polar vortex! Throwing boiling water in the air! The lack of great comedy sequels! Eclipsing binary asteroids! Cliche dorm room posters! The unicycling guy on campus! River blindness! Doing comedy for a glass company! One-in, one-out social networks! Upworthy spoilers! Quitting Facebook! The Dennis Miller Reference Generator! Probably Science at SF Sketchfest February 8th!

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0:00.0

Probably Science

0:02.0

It's 2014 people and it's time to get science.

0:14.0

Is that all right? Is that good?

0:16.0

Yep, that's the slogan.

0:17.0

Yeah, that was our, that's our new slogan for this hero.

0:20.0

Welcome to Property Science.

0:21.2

I'm Matt Kirsh, and I'm joined by Andy Wood.

0:23.3

Yes.

0:24.1

And we have no Jesse.

0:26.1

He's still making his way back from the Midwest.

0:28.4

He's on the journey of a lifetime.

0:29.9

He's on a Tolkien-esque.

0:31.6

He has a quest.

0:32.4

Yeah.

0:32.9

And we're going to see whether he makes it. But in the meantime, we're joined by our other favorite guest co-host, Mr. Ruggie Smith.

0:39.7

Good to be back, everybody.

0:41.8

I was doing another podcast.

0:43.8

You know about this probably creationism?

0:48.6

It's a lot more fun.

0:49.9

There's a lot more truth going on over there.

0:51.5

I'm just telling you.

0:52.2

What's interesting is our podcast kind of grew up with time, but that one arrived as like a fully formed.

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