Episode 099 - Dwayne Perkins

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2014

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious Dwayne Perkins (twitter.com/funnydp) joins the crew this week to talk about: Piscopo-ing and Carrot Topping! Texting parents! Depressing 99 cent store purchases! Dogs aligning themselves with the earth's magnetic field to poop! The Lone Woman of San Nicolas Island! A computer 1,500 years ahead of its time! Learning to drive as an adult! Squarespace's Care Bear Lair! Gigantopithecus brought down by sweet, sweet fruit! Dying carnivores changing the courses of rivers! Jesse's attempts at getting real jobs! Baiting a rat trap with almond butter! A black hole sucking up a giant gas cloud! Composing a song based on auditory hallucinations!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Probably Science is brought to you by Squarespace, the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website or online portfolio for a free trial and 10% off your first purchase.
0:10.8	Go to Squarespace.com and use the, now sponsored Probably Science.
0:28.0	I'm Matt Kirshan.
0:28.8	With me is Andy Wood.
0:30.2	Yes.
0:31.5	And Jesse Case?
0:32.7	Jesse, well, I've changed my name of Squarespace case.
0:35.3	Jesse.
0:36.3	Jesse Squarespace case or just Squarespace case?
0:38.5	Square space case.
0:39.2	Or square space.
0:41.1	I don't know.
0:42.3	At least yours rhymes.
0:43.3	Mine is Andy.
0:44.1	Build your own website easily and affordably would.
0:46.7	Well, and it's clunky.
0:47.6	It is clunky.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:50.0	Thanks.
0:50.6	Thanks, buddy.
0:51.2	Welcome, everybody.
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