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I have something very important to tell you. I don't like chocolate but...

Okay.

But there's this, what's called, like Chippo, you know, like convenience store that I live by.

And they have this, it's not a brand even, it literally just says, if I were to translate into English, it literally just says hazelnuts, chocolate, like hazelnuts, dach chocolate, in like a green pack.

Nice. It is, Nemo's bootleg.

By the way, this costs like the equivalent of like two cents.

It's a small, it's the size of your palm maybe, slightly less, very cheap.

And it is the kind of chocolate that if I were to give to anybody they'd probably spit it out but for some reason this

fucking arsenic chocolate I will die for this.

Is it dark chocolate?

Is it?

No, it's milk chocolate with hazelnuts, but I love the inconsistency because they don't specify if it's chopped or whole hazelnuts, but when you bite into it, sometimes it's a whole hazel nut, sometimes they're chopped.

You never know what you're going to get. not they fucking temper this of mercury or something god damn but it's good I like it.

I'm not super big on chocolate honestly I like dark chocolate but only like the

milder dark chocolate that's about it. I'm also I feel like I don't I love chocolate but when I about it. I'm also, I feel like I love chocolate, but when I eat it, it gives me massive headaches.

So there's like a love hate relationship with it.

It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially dark chocolate. Dark chocolate is like

straight to the brain migraine for the rest of the day. So maybe I should try out some

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