Episode 108: Hepzibah (feat. Jordan Blok) — Part Two: Skunk, Interrupted
CEREBRO
Connor Goldsmith
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 283 minutes
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Summary
In the GALAXY-SIZE Episode 108 of CEREBRO, Connor and fan favorite guest Jordan Blok arm up for bird season with the marvelous Mam'selle Hepzibah! Created by Dave Cockrum and Chris Claremont, Hepzibah is the femme fatale of the Starjammers, the Shi'ar galaxy's most notorious space pirates and freedom fighters. An escaped slave who dedicated her life to rebellion against her former oppressors in the Imperium, Hepzibah is also the paramour of Corsair, Christopher Summers — long-lost father to Cyclops, Havok, and another guy it later turns out.
Also, she's a skunk person. She's Cyclops's sexy skunk alien stepmother. This is Connor and Jordan's nine hour skunkstravaganza.
This is Part Two! Start with Part One, or check out Patreon for the complete Extended Skunkery Mix.
(Content Advisory: Hepzibah's story includes racism, slavery, genocide, sexual violence, torture, and a lot of other very heavy stuff.)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a comic about, stop me if you've heard this one, a Shiar Civil War. |
| 0:05.8 | They won't stop having them. |
| 0:08.6 | X-Men, X-Men. |
| 0:11.6 | In the 21st century, people mutants led by Magneto aimed to destroy the world. |
| 0:20.6 | The only hope is X-Men. |
| 0:26.7 | This is part two. |
| 0:29.5 | If you're looking for part one, try again. |
| 0:32.8 | If you'd like the extended skunkery mix of all nine and a half hours of this episode, it's available |
| 0:39.2 | exclusively at patreon.com slash rebroadcast. Not because I'm greedy, but because my regular |
| 0:45.5 | host literally won't let me upload a file that big. X-Men, X-Men. Uh, the following year, |
| 0:52.9 | I'm dying. |
| 0:54.7 | Like four months later, Kelly Corviz and Alexander Morrissey do a story in Marvel Comics presents that is a fun little star jammers jaunt. |
| 1:04.3 | They get pulled into this other star system. |
| 1:08.0 | The local princess, Princess Ariana, which just makes me laugh. |
| 1:12.2 | That's so funny. |
| 1:12.8 | It's very just grande to me at this point. |
| 1:15.1 | No, it's so grande. |
| 1:16.0 | There's only one Ariana. |
| 1:17.1 | And she is like, oh, no, there's like demons who are preventing us from accessing our crystals |
| 1:22.3 | that, like, power our planet. |
| 1:23.5 | This story kind of fixes the weird Bob Harris Hepsaba because it's like a synthesis of actual |
| 1:31.1 | Hepsibab with like, we're fucking broke and I just want money. Oh, okay. Yeah. Uh-huh. They have money |
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