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Welcome back to the Dave Portnoli show.

I don't want to say it's the most electric podcast in the history of podcasts, but

I honestly believe that special guest today, pirate Simon.

So we'll get to him later. Pirate Simon's going to answer the question of he's a true pirate,

whether he's a porn guy addicted to the porn life, whether he wants to come back to barstool,

whether he will come back to barstool, whether he'll dress like a pirate, all those things.

But first, we won't be able to do these stellar mind-blowingly terrific podcasts without our sponsors.

So Seekyke. If you don't know who Seekyke is by now, then you're just a jerk.

They've jumped in with both feet. They sponsor mine.

They sponsor Big Cat. They sponsor PFT. They sponsor KFCs. Part of my take.

Everything. You name it. They do it after that electric performance. Trent and Caleb had on the Caleb Pressley show.

They'll probably jump in on that. If you need to buy tickets, if you need to buy tickets,

or anything to a Red Sox game, Bieber, to you name it, Seekyke's your place to do it.

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I'm a value guy. So you know, you may have front row tickets that cost eight billion dollars. Great seats. That's no value.

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