So guys, I fucked a snake.

You what?

Okay, I had the relationships with a snake.

Before anybody calls me out for Zofilia, it wasn't me,

it was my alter ego. four barbarian orc in my d and d

campaign. Yeah JT immediately understands where this is going so I I this was this is my first d and

campaign and I did not expect everything to be so let's call it horny all the

fucking time like all the characters from the game master on the podcast.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, all the spot.

Exactly, but I thought, hey, maybe me sitting in a room with three other people is going

to be less homoerotic, but no, it very much so is.

And basically I rolled a very like low dice attempting to intimidate a 40 meter long monster snake not an animal so it's

conscious protecting its its owner when we were trying to rob him or whatever. I rolled very low on the

intimidate and then the snake came and like licked my face but and the

battle would have began at that moment but I kind of stopped the game master by saying,

ha, my character who is literally just me is an orc barbarian that's for certain

law reasons needs to be intoxicated all the time where he goes into an insane rage.

Literally me.

So I immediately say, oh, my character interprets that as flirtation on the on the size of the of the snake and the game is like okay you

got a roll I don't know a fucking 20 for the snake to actually like bite but not literally but bite your back flirtation and I roll guess what a

fucking 20 and I end up fucking the snake in another room as my boys robbed the

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