Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, all right. Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast. My headphones are sounding a little fuzzy right now. I don't know why it's sort of pissing me off, but it's all good. We're going to move past it. It's not affecting you guys. It's only going to affect me.

This is the, you know, this is the, this is what I go through for you guys. I suffer for my art. Okay. I suffer for the art of podcasting. You know, Van Gogh chopped his ear off and I'm going to want to chop my ear off by the end of this.

So it's, so me and Van Gogh, or, you know, we're kind of similar in that sense. We're kind of Van Bros. He's sort of my Vincent Van Bro. If you know what I mean, you know, and I'm sorry. And I'm on and right off the bat. I'm sorry for that. And right off the bat, I apologize for for I just said Vincent Van Bro. Okay. Forgive me, Father, I've sinned. I said Vincent Van Bro.

Vincent Van Gogh fast and okay. Van Gogh fast. How are we doing this episode 145, I think. 145. That's lit, man. Is this super lit? We got a lot of stuff that took to cover today. All right. This is going to be a good episode.

A full of good vibes. And, you know, and the vibes are just, they're going to be off the charts, man. I just had a shower. So if my hair looks a little greasy, it's just because it's wet and greasy.

You know, I suffer for my heart. Okay. Showering. It's suffering to me. I love being a stinky little boy. All right. I love just having dirt everywhere, man. I'm a freaking dirt. I'm a dirt, a little man.

Someone commented on my new video said, if they said, you're starting to look gross. Whoa, man. What a, you're starting to look gross.

Whoa, man. What a comment. What a, what a public comment to leave. Does it, you know, you're saying it's another human and they can read it. Does it make me feel bad a little bit? Yeah. Should it. No, because it's stranger. And I shouldn't care what they think about me. And if I start to look gross, don't care. You know.

If I look gross, then that's fine. Okay. I don't want to look hot. I'm a comedian. All right. Your source will laugh at me. I want people to laugh at me.

So you know what? Thank you. Whoever said I start, I'm starting to look gross. Thanks, man. I know. That's the point. And fuck you. I look great, dude.

It's because I have a mustache and long hair. I don't have a choice. Well, I mean, I do. But not really. I can't cut my hair. It's against the law still.

Even though I'm all fucking backstabbed. I got my first dose at least. You know. Let me get my hair cut.

Or no. I'm going to look even grosser, man. I'm going to go to the hair salon. And I'm like, hey, you know what? Can you just pour a bunch of mud on my head?

Can you pour a bunch of fucking mud and sludge and guck? You know. Is our muck?

Okay, guck is a word. Assign me dirty or otherwise unpleasant substance. Yeah. Dude, guck me up. I'm a liberal guck.

Oh, I got gucked. Call me Mark Guckerberg, bro. Pour mud on my head, man. I don't care. Make me look grosser.

But no, I'm all honesty. Don't tell people they look gross. Holy shit. Such a mean thing to say. But it's all good.

It's all good, man. It's all good. Speaking of getting vaccinated, man. You know, I just COVID in general.

Ontario, man, we're and just Canada in general. We're making strides, bro. We're doing it. Ontario is opening up outdoor activities, which means golf is back, baby.

Golf is fucking back. And I know you guys don't like golf. And every time I mention, and every time I mention I play golf, everyone's like, whoa, you shouldn't do that. Or why do you do that?

And I know. But you know, it's the one thing that sort of lets me not think about YouTube comments that tell me that I look gross. So I'm sorry.

You know, we can all be perfect. I'm not perfect. I'm not. If I didn't golf, though, I would be. I'd be the perfect man. Just kidding. Fucking way off. Who is the perfect man? You know, that's a real question.

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