Oh, righty. Hello. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the very, really good podcast. This is episode

147. I'm gonna get this sweater off the back of my chair because it's a little distracting

and it doesn't need to be there. Am I gonna put it? Yeah, I'm gonna put it on the floor

for right now, okay? Because that's the thing. That's the thing about being an adult. You

can sort of just put any whatever you want on the floor of your house, anything you want.

And that's the adult thing right there for you. You see your dog sitting on the couch,

you pick them up, put them on the ground. He looks up at you and he's like, the fuck?

And I was sleeping and he goes, hey, I'm an adult. I can do what I want. I can put what I want

on the floor, okay? You know, it's actually, it's, it's, my dog sort of hates me now because

I do that every day. I see him anytime he's on the couch. I take them off, put them on the floor

and I go, hey, I'm the adult here. You know, sometimes I don't even use a toilet.

I'll drop trow and just friggin' pinch one out right on the ground, dude. Because I'm an adult.

Also, if you're watching the video podcast, I have a, I have top hats on top of my shelf

in the back, in the background and it looks like I'm wearing a little tiny top hat and that's

hilarious. And if you're listening to just, just the audio, just picture me with a little top hat

and you'll get the picture, okay? Also, any hats at top hat, if you're getting a frickin'

BJ while you're wearing it. Am I right, dude? Yep. She, uh, she sucked me off in my white socks cap.

Call that a top hat. Bars, man. There's some bars for you real quick. There's some VRG bars, man. It's

all good, man. Also, how annoying is it when people don't know that I have a podcast call

a very, really good? And on my friggin' shelf behind me, I have the letters VRG saying for very,

really good and they're like, what is that? On my main channel videos, people are always like,

that means virgin? Curtis says a virgin confirmed. Confirgin, confirmed virgin. He's a

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