Okay, so I just came back from a meet up with my 80 year old grandpa. He told me he was

browsing YouTube and saw a title saying, quote,

influencers are dying.

So he proceeded to ask if there was a,

and I'm not making this up, I wish I was,

if there was a terrorist attack against us.

I don't know what's worse, being defined as an influencer

or my grandpa's unhinged reading of random YouTube titles?

What does that even mean?

What was the...

It means that the influencers are not as influential,

you know, the influencers aren't doing as much influencing,

so as long as a concept.

No, Israel didn't get the coordinates of the... not Yeah, that actually bodes really poorly. I've been thinking about this a lot. Like, how do you even get people to pay attention to you on the internet anymore? Like, everything is dying.

Every avenue that used to have powers like drying up.

You can't go viral anymore.

The kids are touching grass, it's awful.

What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

Well, I make a living.

I don't know that enough of them are.

Yeah, yeah, they're still plenty.

Yeah, yeah, like the irony of our show is like we constantly keep telling people to touch grass and then they go and they touch grass which means

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