Okay, so people say that there's absolutely, I'm going to start out with a banger.

People say there is absolutely no positive of a Trump presidency.

I disagree fully because we got our secret Balkan agent, Melania Trump, the queen of all queens.

Are they still married even?

The motherfucking white house.

Yeah, I think so.

Yes, she's, she is the, let's call her the most privileged victim of a victorious Trump campaign because, you know, I'm going to do the classic meme, you know, went there, got this dumb fucking rich guy, etc., etc., God bless to her, etc.

And now all of a sudden she has to pretend to be America's mother for another four

videos, four years, another four videos.

For video brain, Gigi brain.

I don't know if you've ever watched the clips of her talking about, holy shit, now

I have to take care of Christmas trees.

Who gives a fuck about Christmas?

Christmas trees, I have to decorate all White House. And then I decorate

White House and people say, why you know spend time with children? I won't spend time with

children, but they are like decorate White House. She's so fucked. But also at the same time,

we all know that she's a secret agent for the Future Balkan Socialist Federation that, you know, is simply awaiting

her activation code.

Not only that, but she gave Trump a beautiful tall child, which is the future God emperor

that will bring us back on top.

I'm again talking about the future Balkan Socialist Federation.

He will be the first, he will be the future Bottons. He will personally call me as a button. He will be the first American emperor who will ironically kill the American Empire.

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