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Probably Science

Episode 167 - Sean Patton

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8707 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2015

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Jesse gives another update on his health situation from back in Nashville, revealing that he'll be starting up a podcast of his own titled Jesse Vs. Cancer in the near future, before Matt and Andy welcome pride of New Orleans Sean Patton (@mrseanpatton) to the show to talk about the payoff of the daffodil tea bit from last week, Sean's mom dressing as a hipster for Halloween, the normcore movement, Sean's underage Jesse memories, trucker hats, the fake black lady in SpokaneRoderick on the Line's excellent take on out-underdogging, Sean's science TV show, testing bacteria in surfer assesthe Point Break remakeHans Rosling's different angle on overpopulationimmaculate conception among sawfish, Crocodile Dundee III, Sean assuming friend of the show Mark Agee was gay, wheelchair comedy, putting kill switches in genetically modified organisms, what baby traits you should be allowed to edit, where to get real New Orleans food in LA and the middle class of comedy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, and welcome to Probably Science.

0:02.7

I'm Jesse Case.

0:03.9

I'm one of your hosts, one of three.

0:06.2

I'm not going to be joined by Andy Wood and Matt Kirshin, but they're going to be together doing a show, doing a regular show here in a minute.

0:13.5

I just wanted to give you guys a little audio update, tell you what's going on with me and my ass.

0:20.5

So I finally got around to listening to the episode they recorded the

0:24.1

mini episode where they sort of gave you guys the news. I couldn't listen to it right away.

0:30.7

You know, it was like too emotional. But I thought it was awesome. I thought it was awesome.

0:35.2

I got some few emails that were like,

0:38.5

yeah, they're sure are joking a lot about this. And, uh, guys, they, they get the go ahead.

0:42.3

Everybody gets the go ahead. You guys all get the go ahead. In fact, if any of you can use this

0:46.7

to get laid, do it. Um, you know what I mean? Just be like, look, just go to a bar and prop up alone. And, uh, and eventually someone will be

0:54.7

like, what's wrong, buddy? And just say, look, my, uh, I listen to this podcast and one of the hosts

1:00.0

has ass cancer, you know? And, uh, and then maybe they'll at least buy you a beer. I don't,

1:05.8

I don't know. Maybe you'll get a free. Laginitas, everybody. Laganitas, official sponsor of ass cancer.

1:14.4

So, so yeah, here's the deal.

1:16.5

I'm back in Nashville, Tennessee,

1:18.7

at my folks place.

1:21.3

And it's been interesting.

1:23.4

I apologize for the audio quality.

1:26.5

Future audio quality will be better.

1:28.6

I just have to, you know, I just sort of had to record this on the fly.

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