Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
It’s Thursday, which means a brand new episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Luke’s bought a new video game and Pete’s unimpressed by his choice. Meanwhile, Pete enlightens us with some rather alarming age gaps in Disney characters’ relationships.
Elsewhere, there’s some chat about a Lou Reed playlist, a new type of beer enters the conversation, and we run the rule over reality television.
We’re also talking about weird things you’ve found in your gardens, and there’s a particularly shocking story involving a grandad, a spade and an innocent heron. You probably know where that’s going...
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. You know that guy I've been seeing? |
| 0:21.9 | Yeah. Turns out my sister've been seeing? Yeah. |
| 0:23.0 | Turns out my sister's been seeing him too. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, really? |
| 0:26.0 | And I heard he's been seeing Kelly at number 56. |
| 0:29.0 | And Dave? |
| 0:31.0 | Your brother? |
| 0:32.0 | Yep. |
| 0:33.0 | Speck savers opticians and audiologists own their stores, |
| 0:37.0 | so your care is their business, |
| 0:39.5 | which can make them |
| 0:43.0 | to tell you. |
| 0:45.0 | I've got half an hour with him this afternoon. |
| 0:47.0 | Speck savers, your care is our business. |
| 1:14.1 | You're not. liver disease. It took Lou Reed from us. Who's next? Hello, it's Luke, Sure, Pete Donaldson, and I'm joined by Luke Mer, how the devil is, sir. |
| 1:17.8 | I'm all right, thanks, liver, as far as I know, intact, |
| 1:21.0 | fully operational. |
| 1:22.4 | Oh, you liver met, yeah, right, cool. Yeah, I'd love to do. no intact, fully operational. |
| 1:22.6 | Oh, you live I met, yeah, cool. |
| 1:24.3 | Yeah, I'd love to do a little scan, |
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