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🗓️ 10 February 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | The All right, Mary. |
0:15.0 | I should be reported to the Humane Society. |
0:20.0 | Oh, please, I've eaten more than that in one sitting. |
0:22.6 | Remember my sister's wedding? She's still mad she didn't get a piece. |
0:25.8 | Right. |
0:26.8 | And besides, one of the many advantages of being a dog is that you get to eat like a pig. |
0:31.0 | Hey, Fat So, Ready to go on? Speaking of pigs, we're just |
0:39.8 | propositioning again. Hagan. Heh, everybody, you have a good time? |
0:47.0 | Let me hear you say, yeah! |
0:50.0 | All right. All right. |
0:54.0 | I'm hearing you by a thread here. |
0:55.0 | The audience has been really tough and I'm sweating like Whitney |
0:58.0 | used to going through customs. |
0:59.0 | Uh, well, you know, maybe you might want to, you know, come up with some new material, you know, since you lost the weight? |
1:05.0 | What are you talking about? Help me Rhonda, yeah. Get her out of my pants. |
1:17.8 | Thank you. Oh, shit's in the story. Ladies a gentleman, Rondic Gernon and her fabulous fun bags. |
1:20.8 | Woo! Fun bags. Who! I know what you're thinking. Doesn't she have a pretty face. |
1:24.0 | What? |
1:25.0 | I know what you're thinking. |
1:31.0 | Doesn't she have a pretty face and what a personality. If only I |
1:37.6 | didn't get my dresses made by Omar the tent maker. I'm so fat I eat with a forklift. I'm so fat I eat with a forklift. I'm so fat when I back up my ass beeps. |
1:57.0 | So we were texting about this scene earlier today and I stand by what I said I feel like |
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