Episode 206 - Andrew Michaan

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Comedy's Andrew Michaan (@AndrewMichaan) joins Matt and Andy to talk about Andy's Lemonade ignorance, celebrity deaths, Catholic aliens, black holes, the Large Hadron Collider, bed bugs, a penis spider bite, IUDs in space and jellyfish stings.

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:02.0	Hey everyone, welcome to probably science. I'm Matt Kirshan. That bear is Andy Wood.
0:15.8	Hello there. And it's, we've moved it later in the day.
0:20.5	It's, There's never...
0:21.4	There's no consistency to this damn thing.
0:22.7	There's no consistency of this...
0:23.8	But we just...
0:24.7	We've avoided Gardner time.
0:26.5	We did.
0:27.2	I got, uh, some passive aggression from the guy with the leaf blower when I asked him to just blow off the tables that get covered in shit when they blow things onto said tables.
0:37.1	Oh, really?
0:37.6	I thought you could just, you know, point it at the table for a, it's not a big deal.
0:40.9	Just, I'm a one-percenter.
0:43.2	I'm the worst.
0:44.5	God damn it.
0:45.5	You're just like, hey, use your, uh, use your Ghostbuster pack.
0:50.0	Fossil fuel powered machinery, lugged by a manual laborer to do what you could do with a feather duster in a matter
0:58.6	of seconds.
0:59.5	Actually,
0:59.7	it was more about that couch over there.
1:00.9	That Futani thing was covered and that one's harder to get up.
1:03.9	Yeah, I can just feather duster this thing.
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