Episode 206: The Psychedelic Santa Claus Conspiracy

Let's Get Haunted

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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SKIP TO 00:18:15 TO GET TO THIS WEEK’S STORY Some of the most beloved Christmas traditions are derivative of Pagan Winter Solstice practices; However, what can be said about that jolly bearded man donning a red suit, led by a band of magical flying reindeer? Where exactly did Santa Claus come from and who or what is he? In the final conspiracy themed episode of the 2024 season, Nat pushes Aly headfirst into a task most are too afraid to tackle: the Santa Claus Conspiracy. For this Christmas special, we will prove that Jolly Old St. Nicholas is in fact a real guy with a real team of magical reindeer that will absolutely be flying to your home on Christmas Eve...that is unless you have been naughty! TIME STAMPS 00:00:00 - INTRO 00:15:40 - MIRACLE MADE AD 00:18:15 - STORY BEGINS 00:27:50 - APOSTROPHE AD 00:30:17 - HISTORY OF ST. NICK 00:46:46 - FIRST LEAF AD 00:49:05 - AMANITA MUSCARIA AND TRIPPING REINDEER 00:56:51 - BILT AD 00:58:42 - PSYCHEDELIC TELEPATHY 01:03:18 - SAMI SHAMAN GIFTS 01:14:56 - TOLKIEN’S LETTERS FROM FATHER CHRISTMAS 01:21:15 - THEORIES 01:32:57 - DONOR SHOUTOUTS THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED!! Find out more about this week’s advertisers below! MIRACLE MADE- Go to TryMiracle.com/HAUNTED and use the code HAUNTED to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. APOSTROPHE- Get your first visit for only five dollars at Apostrophe.com/LETSGETHAUNTED when you use our code: LETSGETHAUNTED. That’s a savings of FIFTEEN DOLLARS! FIRSTLEAF- Go to TryFirstleaf.com/haunted to sign up and get your first SIX handpicked bottles for just $44.95. BILT- Start earning points on rent you are already paying by going to https://www.joinbilt.com/haunted — Other Important Stuff: Join the Patreon today! https://patreon.com/letsgethaunted LGH Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/letsgethaunted Buy Our Merch: https://www.letsgethaunted.com Check out the photo dump for this week’s episode: https://www.instagram.com/letsgethaunted Send us fan mail: PO BOX 1658 Camarillo, CA 93011 Send us your listener stories: [email protected] —— SOURCES: [1]https://mhscattalk.com/7572/showcase/conspiracy-column-is-santa-claus-real/ [2]https://theconversation.com/teleporting-and-psychedelic-mushrooms-a-history-of-st-nicholas-santa-and-his-helpers-107884 [3]https://britishheritage.com/art-culture/letters-father-christmas-jrr-tolkien [4]https://www.theonering.com/letters-from-father-christmas/ https://www.livescience.com/42077-8-ways-mushrooms-explain-santa.html [5]https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/2loa38/i_saw_santa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button MUSIC [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8KbrohBzRY [2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl7Pd1qRSDg [3] Creepy Doll Mix and LGH Dark Piano by Michael Byrnes [4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP1Er3W6Zk8 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used : "JINGLE BELLS ." composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek" Music link : • [ No Copyright ] JINGLE BELLS ( HORRO... SUBSCRIBE us on YOUTUBE: https://bit.ly/3qumnPH Follow on Facebook : https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram : https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [5]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UU2FyLHiw Credits: Music: Mystery by Soundridemusic Link to Video: • No Copyright Halloween Spooky Haunted... KEYWORDS: Sami, Reindeer, Lavvu, Finland, Arctic Circle, Siberia, Shaman, Amanita Muscaria, Fly Agaric, Psychedelic Time Travel, Telepathy, Mystery, Conspiracy, Tradition, Winter Solstice, Teepee, Folklore, Fairytale, Coca-Cola, Urine, Creepy, History, Yule, Nordic, Saturnalia, Tolkien Father Christmas, Tulpa, Ghost, Paranormal, Supernatural, Unsolved Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Let's Get Haunted.
0:16.2	With your host, Nat Strawn and Allie.
0:20.7	Welcome back to Let's Get Haunted, but before we get started, we just have to Our host, Nat Strong, and Allie.
0:25.6	Welcome back to Let's Get Haunted, but before we get started, we just have to insert a quick disclaimer here to let you know that every episode starts with some banter.
0:29.5	If you are not interested in hearing the intro, you can open up the show notes and the very
0:33.4	first sentence in all caps will tell you the exact time stamp to skip to in order to get straight
0:38.6	into the story. Without further ado, let's get into it. Welcome back haunties to episode number
0:44.2	206 of Let's Get Haunted and a very happy holiday, a happy haunted holiday to all the
0:51.6	haunties out there because it's very nearly Christmas time and
0:56.4	New Year's time. Wow. Wow. What a delight. Natalia, how are you today? I'm feeling so, like,
1:04.4	mystical and energized and magical. And you know what? I just really like this time of year.
1:13.0	I don't know what it is. People fucking hate the time after the holidays, like the time between January 2nd and like the end of February
1:20.4	or like mid-March. I feel like people like lose their shit. They hate it. And I really like that
1:25.2	time period. Yeah. Do you have any New Year's resolutions on the
1:30.6	brain that you're thinking of taking the bull by the horns in January? Not really. I mean,
1:37.8	I guess just kind of like try to get back to my physical peak of fitness. For a lot of you guys listening, I don't want
1:46.9	that to sound like, oh yeah, I have to like lose my baby weight. It's not like that at all. It's more
1:50.3	of like, I want to start riding horses competitively again. I want to be able to wake up in the
1:55.6	morning and feel like energized and I want to be able to get that like rush of adrenaline and dopamine that I get
2:02.4	when I'm like completed a workout. Like I really do like working out. So you're due in February,
2:08.0	right? Yeah, February 28th. So. Wow. Guys, in two months time when we return from our January break,
2:15.3	we might have a new hauntie in the mix, and we're going to put
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