Fuck pain. Fuck heartbreak. I'm still in love with life.

From the multicultural headquarters of the future capital of the free thinking state to American known as Los Angeles,

this is The Drunken Dallas Podcast.

Tonight, Virginia Nellie, you're back for another sweet serving of The Drunken Dallas Podcast.

First up, an update on Rich's journey to avoid homelessness. Success over the long haul with

the help of tenacity. Give people some slack, especially yourself. The incredible amount of

distraction in the digital age. Strawbells, eight feet from Elvis, and there's no rule that says

you can't be kind and help. Here we go.

And now, asking you all to spread the words that corporations are not persons, I'm Rich Evers.

And my partner in crime, the savage philosopher and middle figure of the gods, Dan Yelli,

as we invite you to lower the lights, batten down the hatches, and prepare to open your mind.

For The Drunken Dallas Podcast, begins now.

Welcome back, everybody. The fight episode of The Drunken Dallas Podcast. We have a reverse

polarity at the table today to see what happens to shake things up, episode 212, which you could flip

either way and it would say the same thing. It must be an important one. And it is a good one.

I already listened to it. I have not. I'm about to listen and write the episode notes.

I think you're going to be pleased. But people of earth, this must be said, McVinville, Tennessee,

county teachers, dot teachers, the school board, has banned mouse, the graphic novel from eighth

graders reading lists. What's the deal? Mouse is a pure enterprise graphic novel and it's about

instead of the Jews, it's the mice versus the cats. This is an incredible piece of work

that every child must read. And it's bad because the reason they say it needs to go is that it has

nudity, which is mouse form, mouse boobs, so it's not even human. Yeah, this is going to make

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