Episode 239 - Grandma Sue, Aunt Mary, and Grandma's Friend Lois - Part 4

The Cripescast Podcast

Charlie Berens

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Everyone’s favorite gambling ladies are back! This week, Charlie makes yet another trip to the casino with Grandma Sue, Aunt Mary, and Lois Bentley. Along the drive Grandma Sue gives us a health update, Lois shares STD gossip from living in The Villages, and Aunt Mary learns about swingers and “sliding in the DMs.” Of course, no episode of the Cripescast with these gals would be complete without a look into Mary’s love life. Stick around to watch Charlie and Grandma Sue hack into Mary’s online dating profile and send messages to some eligible bachelors.

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0:00.0	All right.
0:01.0	Well, where is your frickin' firstborn?
0:06.0	Huh?
0:07.0	I don't know.
0:08.0	She's upstairs getting dressed.
0:10.0	Really, she's going to be late for her for a fair name.
0:14.0	I know.
0:15.0	It just...
0:16.0	She's always late.
0:18.0	Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
0:22.9	How does the garden grow?
0:27.2	With cockle of shells and three in a row?
0:28.0	Is it?
0:29.3	Something like that.
0:31.8	I don't ever know that one.
0:38.1	You know, every time I see that paintbrush, I think, of Grandpa Bob.
0:40.6	Oh, that is Grandpa Bob all over.
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:44.0	The only thing is Joel moved it.
0:45.4	Joel moved it. He took, he took, there's a really, a warrant of a toothbrush or a paintbrush.
0:53.0	Mm-hmm.
0:53.5	Hang in there.
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