Episode 253: RuPaul’s Drag Race S13 E1 – The Pork Chop

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

To anyone who’s said that Drag Race is getting stale, Season 13’s response is, “What about this?” This week remixes the typical premiere episode we’ve come to expect from the season with six lip syncs before the queens can even get their catchphrases out. Does this mean half the cast was eliminated in week one? Not necessarily, but we do see a lot of them thinking otherwise. Symone steals the show, the crown, and our hearts, but Olivia Lux also shines, Tina burns it down, Rosé doesn’t quite rise, Denali skates through the challenge and Utica gives us 7-11 legs on day one. Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) Colin: @colindrucker (Twitter) Web: www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ www.alrightmary.com BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary (discount code: AlrightMary)

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0:00.0	The Now it's time to make a positive first impression on the judges
0:24.0	starting with Simone.
0:27.0	So I see you've got little mini Polaroids as your dress.
0:30.0	Oh yes.
0:31.0	Are the pictures of you?
0:33.0	He's one of them are pictures of me, a little couple faces, a couple shoes, a couple of
0:35.5	shoes, a couple of my ass. It's just too. So does that tell me that you love yourself?
0:41.3	Um, yes I do love myself.
0:43.0	I love my drag for so nice.
0:45.0	It saves my life.
0:46.0	Where did you grow up?
0:47.0	I grew up in Kalmy, Arkansas.
0:48.7	I dated a guy from Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
0:51.7	Oh.
0:53.0	Is he your grandfather?
0:54.0	I think so.
0:56.0	I knew he said something about a cross-dresser.
0:58.0	So we might be related. Well, shut it down Mary's.
1:07.0	The race is over.
1:08.0	Simone has won.
1:09.0	I do we can we can just cut to the finish line at this point as far as I'm concerned.
1:14.0	I want to cut to the finale.
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