Sword and scale contains adult themes and violence and is not intended for all audiences.

Listener discretion is advised. So what happened to your mom there?

Look right she fell off the building.

How did she fall?

All right, I didn't go to the room.

I did just hear it in the dog screen. Hello and welcome

welcome this is

this is This is a sword and scale a show that reveals at the worst monsters are monsters.

R. Oh, In case you're wondering what the hell that was about, well, you should be on our social media, because if you're not, you're missing out on all the fun.

Some idiot named James, I don't know what the hell his last name is, but apparently a renowned expert on podcasting

came by to drop off his words of advice, you know, to make my podcast better, you know, he came over to tell me that the

long pauses in between words that I exhibit sometimes when I'm formulating a thought, that means that I'm a narcissist because apparently

he saw some video online somewhere that told him all the signs to look for in a narcissist

and he was hurt by one so he's got to go around telling everyone

that they're a narcissist now

so James thanks for that and thanks for all the sales of the mug we made

with your tweet on it

if you want to find that you just go to store.

swordonskill.com and look for the narcissist ceramic mug. It's got my picture on it. You'll love it. And I think that I'm right about the fact that most of you come here for for the sass

for for the for the smart-ass remarks that I make right any idiot can read you true crime stories any

moron can pretend to have chemistry with some other moron while they talk about someone's last day on earth.

But you don't come here for that, you come here for the narcissism, you come here for the personality.

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