Episode 278: The Best Week Of Donald Trump’s Life

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jon and David discuss the assassination attempt, the dismissal of the documents case, and stickers.

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0:00.0	I am Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson and God willing I will be the next governor of North Carolina.
0:14.0	North Carolina is the Tarhill State.
0:17.0	North Carolina is the home of the Long Leaf Pine, and North Carolina is indeed,
0:22.6	whoo!
0:23.6	The state that is and always will be!
0:26.6	First in flight!
0:29.6	Mr. Chairman, on behalf of the state of North Carolina, I am directed to the state
0:36.6	to cast 62 votes for America's Braveheart
0:42.3	and the next president of the United States of America,
0:45.3	Donald J. Trump for president,
0:49.3	and 12 votes in accordance with the rules.
0:54.8	All hail America's braveheart.
0:58.9	All hail America's brave heart.
1:01.0	And also, let's also hail America's
1:04.4	king of COVID rebound. Long John Silver
1:10.2	Hey, buddy.
1:11.6	Has rebound COVID?
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:14.7	I'm in the clear.
1:16.2	John is still in the thicket of disease.
1:19.2	Hey, you're in the clear for now, but you never know what's going to happen.
1:22.8	What do you mean?
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