Hey everybody, welcome to election profit makers, this special Monday edition because of the chaotic

vice presidential market.

We are here trying a bit of a new strategy.

We have been taking a lot of testosterone supplements to try to get a little bit tougher

before election season comes. We are no longer wetting to bed. We are strong, powerful men,

and we are here to dictate the terms of debate. We are here to secure the parameters of the

discourse in the national conversation. We are no longer apologizing for being

strong and masculine men. We are declaring an open war on anyone who would ask us to compromise

in terms of our musculature, our all-protein caveman diets, or the incredibly tough rock and roll

that we listen to 24, seven hours a day.

Uh, my name is, uh, Dave.

That's right.

You can call me Big Dave or Muscle Dave or Huge Penis Man.

And I'm joined on the line by, uh, Johnny.

Hey, David.

How you doing?

I'm good.

Uh, let's make it absolutely clear that Alexander Scarsguard is not part of this podcast. If you're looking for a reedy, vaguely apologetic European voice, you have come to the wrong place. We are declarative. We are strong. We are monosyllabic and we are invincible. We are here on a Monday. Mondays are the new man days.

So get ready for a boatload of fun.

The roller coaster ride of a lifetime begins in 2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 14, 13, 12, 11, 11, 10, 10, 9, 8, 7, 7, 6, 5, 4, three, two, one. Blast off. It's election profit makers interstellar

edition. Hi, Johnny. Hey, man. Okay. Was that a little hint there, the blast off at the end?

What do you mean? Is it going to be Mark Kelly?

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