Yo-yo, yo!

Yo!

Yo!

Oh, hey!

Look who's back from their vacation to Scotland?

Hey, Moffman!

Hey, Jupygobra!

Hey, Frisno Nightcrawler!

My greetings, young lad!

What a beautiful Polaroid camera you've got there!

Such beautiful leather straps and so well weathered! like the pale brown skin of so many leaves,

dry and brittle atop winter's first snow in Fresno. So don't keep us waiting. How was Edinburgh? Did you

meet Nessie or what, maybe a kelpie? Actually, this is so crazy to say, but I might have met someone. And you know,

I'm usually kind of an enigmatic loner, but we honestly had a lot in common. It was nice,

like the opposite of a notorious national scale bridge disaster. Wow, that's so sweet.

It's a shame they're all the way in Scotland, though.

Yes, just as the California winds blow through the ash trees, there is no better feeling than weird, beautiful love between two dark entities of fate.

For your friend to make their way to us, it would be glorious. It would be

world class. It would be... Fresno. Yeah, I hope they write me back. Three to five business

days later. Dear Mothman, one,

it was so great to see you the other day.

Thanks for visiting my fair city.

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