It's New Year's Eve, and we're having a New Year's Eve, and we're having a New Year's Eve party here at election profit makers.

And we're waiting for the ball to drop.

And my name's David, and I'm drinking champagne, and I'm here with my buddy John.

And John is drinking Prosecco straight from Italy, from a horse farm in Italy.

Yeah.

Isn't that true, John?

Yes, that's true.

Okay, thank you very much.

I'm actually drinking propel.

What's that?

Out of my Yetty, you know, just like one of these hydration, you know, like gatorade

or something.

It's like a hydration technology.

It's a hydration technology, yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to find listeners an unusually effervescent and bubbly episode of election

profit makers because it's New Year's Eve, the final day of 2024.

And what a year it's been.

You're going to feel like you're at a party at the Great Gatsby's Mansion in New England, I think is where he's from.

I thought we were in New York.

Oh, yeah.

He's on Long Island, isn't he?

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