With a beautiful coastline, plentiful fishing and welcoming people, the Canadian province of Newfoundland is a charming destination.

However, folks who spend time near one town's infamous pond may encounter something more than just a regular fish.

Is this town inhabited by a sea monster or have witnesses been sucking down too much screech

and seeing things?

This week's episode is The Monster of Dildo Pond. Up in the night your heart fills with dread, probably a murderer who wants you dead.

It could be a ghost, a demon, or worse.

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed, you'd call a priest if you could,

you'd rather just listen to sinister

who'd.

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna kill you. Welcome.

Oh man, I've needed this.

I've been needing this.

When we get a hold of a dildo often that's what we say first.

Yeah, I also let out a big sigh ahead of time.

I'm like, oh man, I have been needing this.

Here it goes.

Shout on to the several people emailed this to us and the second you

screenshot and said hey we got this in an email I go add it to the schedule.

It's the next open slot we had on the schedule we immediately just added it because

normally we like when the,

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